esexist:

i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos

lonelywhiteasian:

sir we only serve watered down beer here. in fact it’s so watered down that it’s just water. this is actually a bathtub. what are you even doing here

lcate:

me when a cute boy talks to me

geomtery:

re blog if u get it!!!!!!

rnedia:

when did this

become more attractive than this?

lcate:

i love it

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

no:

URL giveaway!

so I’m leaving tumblr as my auntie flo died and it just brings back horrible memories and I’m so grateful for my followers I am going to leave behind my url. like and reblog this post and I will pick out the lucky winner tomorrow at 8 GMT. Adiós

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up